Take a peek at one Masters conversation I had with my gorgeous cousin. At 32, a PHD and fabulous, she is the newest PGA TOUR fan…
My cousin: Adam Scott is cute. Are u watching this?
Me: Who is Adam Scott? (I’m totally messing with her)
My cousin: He is a golfer from Australia. It’s the end the masters. He and Cabrera are neck n’ neck for the win.
Me: I have no idea what you are saying?
My cousin: What? U must be joking
Me: Seriously what are you talking? (forgot the about) It must be a small event on tv (sarcasm continued…)
My cousin: It’s the masters, you’ve probably never heard of it. Adam Scott is about to win a purple jacket (she finally catches on to my sarcasm…)
Me: now we are on the same page! (alternative meaning: tell me how hot you think Adam Scott is hot now…)
My cousin: His biceps are huge! I want to be on that page!
It is pretty obvious that my cousin was trapped with her parents watching the Masters during a visit home. Why did she get into it you ask? Naturally, Adam Scott’s biceps.